I have a phobia of calling people on the phone.
alliloved-ilovedalone: -thetruthhurts: perksofbeinglilymoon: heynikkie: I get so awkward, whenever I have to do something that involves calling someone my mom is like OMG JUST DO IT And I’m like AAAAAAHHHH NO ITS WEIRD Click Here For More Funny Posts this is so me, its not funny. But my heart starts racing and my breath gets short. It’s so fucking weird I’m not the only one! ...
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hugslikevoldemort: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. its squeal, omg <3 the noises that just came out of me were not human
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