May 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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WOW. I must be some kind of brand new breed of...
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Anonymous asked: Girl. You are BEAUTIFUL! You shouldn't be reblogging these depressing posts! Hold you head high and walk tall, girl. You are the shit and you know it. Fuck the people who think you're not worth it. You most certainly are.
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Admit it. This is you right now:
cept my hand is a LITTLE more sideways…
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happy fuckin birthday to me
ugh
May 27th
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
ohmygoulash: kurt-elizabeth-hummel: My followers better all reblog this… there should be more notes If you don’t reblog this, unfollow me.  I don’t give a fuck. Do it. Because I could have 0 followers for all I care, if all the bullying stopped, it would make me happy.
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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
then I’m like:
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For Some Reason, People Think I'm Really Stupid
They try to hide their secrets right in front of me. Bitch, I have eyes. I can see when you try to hide shit. You think you’re sly? Let me give you a hint, you didn’t do it quite fast enough. Now, let me go on pretending like I’m the dumb bitch you think I am.
May 26th